Dad-arisms

“You’re a dimple on a bimple”

“An army marches on its tummy.”

“Let he without sin, cast the first stone.”

“He who laughs last, laughs the longest.”

“You’re throwing snowballs at the moon.”

“You’re up shit creek without a paddle.”

“He’s the sort of guy who lends you an umbrella when it stops raining.”

“A real friend walks in the room when the rest are walking out.”

“10% of £5 and 10% of £5000 have very different outcomes.”

“Don’t be a busy fool.”

“The harder you practice, the luckier you get.”