Dad-arisms

“Your throwing snowballs at the moon.”

“Your up shit creek without a paddle.”

“He’s the sort of guy who lend you an umbrella when it stoped raining.”

“A real friend is one who walks in the room when the rest are walking out.”

“10% of £5 and 10% of £5000 have very different outcomes.”

“Don’t be a busy fool.”

“The harder you practice the luckier you get.”